Hey everyone, this is Alex here and I would like to tell you something really important. My mum is going to send me to Germany for my college and uni studies, hope I can afford a laptop by then or I will not be able to post any more. And yes I want to go for a comedy stream but my parents want me to try others out before choosing what I want to do, I am sure I want to do that cause I enjoy writing my own material and I also enjoy talking in front of everyone, and the last reason is that I did the math for what profits I would get if I do make it and make it good the results are amazing I'll show you guys the numbers (made my friend want to be my assistant or at least a minor position in my team if I made it). The numbers are 20,000 for some big tour, an average tour would be a week (7), and if I am organizing the whole thing by my finance then I would get a full pay of an average 100-200 dollar ticket here's what I'll get.
If $100 per ticket 20,000 times 7=140,000 times 100=$14,000,000
If $200 per ticket 20,000 times 7=140,000 times 200=$28,000,000
Both these figures are without the addition of TV channels that might want me on their channel. But I have two problems as well, first I have no idea what type of costs and ammount of people I have to make space for and second autographs. Only positive side I see in going to Germany at the moment is Jodi might be going too.
Will miss you guy's if I leave,
Alex
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uhm... hello?
ReplyDeleteI'M THE ONLY ONE WHO SAID I WANTED A JOB!!!!
AND I DO!
Preferably a good paying one.... secretary? PR person?
Assistant? Driver?(Oh, that would br so cool, you should get a bugati)
ReplyDeleteI'm gettin a mini cooper as my first car, deal with it.
ReplyDeleteWouw,,, Alex...
ReplyDeleteno wonder why you're a pure chinese....
your maths is crazy good!!
n' wat wud u take in germany if you go there???
My math isn't I just used the magic of the calculator, and to answer you're second question I'm going to take up comedy if possible...if not then I have to resort to science. =P
ReplyDeleteu? science?
ReplyDeletewat if they ask you the chicken question?
if you yell at them, i doubt they'll let you in........