Thursday, January 8, 2009

Breaking News: Might be leaving on a jet plane.

Hey everyone, this is Alex here and I would like to tell you something really important. My mum is going to send me to Germany for my college and uni studies, hope I can afford a laptop by then or I will not be able to post any more. And yes I want to go for a comedy stream but my parents want me to try others out before choosing what I want to do, I am sure I want to do that cause I enjoy writing my own material and I also enjoy talking in front of everyone, and the last reason is that I did the math for what profits I would get if I do make it and make it good the results are amazing I'll show you guys the numbers (made my friend want to be my assistant or at least a minor position in my team if I made it). The numbers are 20,000 for some big tour, an average tour would be a week (7), and if I am organizing the whole thing by my finance then I would get a full pay of an average 100-200 dollar ticket here's what I'll get.

If $100 per ticket 20,000 times 7=140,000 times 100=$14,000,000

If $200 per ticket 20,000 times 7=140,000 times 200=$28,000,000

Both these figures are without the addition of TV channels that might want me on their channel. But I have two problems as well, first I have no idea what type of costs and ammount of people I have to make space for and second autographs. Only positive side I see in going to Germany at the moment is Jodi might be going too.

Will miss you guy's if I leave,
Alex

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6 comments:

  1. uhm... hello?
    I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO SAID I WANTED A JOB!!!!
    AND I DO!
    Preferably a good paying one.... secretary? PR person?

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  2. Assistant? Driver?(Oh, that would br so cool, you should get a bugati)

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  3. I'm gettin a mini cooper as my first car, deal with it.

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  4. Wouw,,, Alex...
    no wonder why you're a pure chinese....
    your maths is crazy good!!

    n' wat wud u take in germany if you go there???

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  5. My math isn't I just used the magic of the calculator, and to answer you're second question I'm going to take up comedy if possible...if not then I have to resort to science. =P

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  6. u? science?
    wat if they ask you the chicken question?
    if you yell at them, i doubt they'll let you in........

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